Here’s a stand-in for all of us males, primarily, during the time of COVID-19. We need haircuts, but they’re not easy to come by. Not necessarily a security issue, true. But staying at home without a haircut gets wearing, right?
“This COVID thing has created a big challenge for me,” writes Mike Rothman on Securosis.com. “I usually wear my hair pretty short, trimmed with a clipper on the sides, and styled up top. But for a couple of months, seeing my stylist wasn’t an option. So my hair has grown. And grown. And grown. As it gets longer, it elevates. It’s like a bird’s nest elevation. You know, like losing your keys in their elevation. I could probably fit a Smart Car in there if I don’t get it cut at some point soon.
“If I’m going to grow my hair out, I want to have Michael Douglas’s hair. His hair is incredible, especially during his Black Rain period. The way his hair flowed as he was riding the motorcycle through Tokyo in that movie. It was awesome, but that is not to be. My destiny is to have big bird nest hair…”
Identifying with this guy? That’s not surprising.